What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 03:11
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
What is Opec+ up to? - Financial Times
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lutnick Says He Expects Tariff Analysis on Aircraft Parts Soon - Bloomberg
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Have Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin Consciously Uncoupled? - The Cut
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everything Apple Announced at WWDC 2025 - WIRED
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
share office space ...
Robin Thicke marries April Love Geary in romantic wedding after nearly 7-year engagement - Page Six
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
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Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds